Odd Couples
by Blarney Stone
Rated NC-17 m/m (explicit sex)
Disclaimer: All due south characters
belong to Alliance.
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"Why couldn't we get Italian food?" Ray
Kowalski complained, gingerly poking a
shrimp puff with his fork.
"I have Italian food every night. I just
had the urge for something different.
Besides, nobody made you come with me,
Stanley," Ray Vecchio answered, expertly
snaring a piece of pork with his
chopsticks.
Kowalski regarded his plate unhappily.
It wasn't that he really disliked
Chinese food; he was just in a bad mood.
His lover, Renfield Turnbull, along with
Fraser, had left for an important
assignment in Toronto, and he dreaded
the next two weeks of
loneliness.
Vecchio glanced across at the other
detective. Kowalski was occupying
himself by building a fort out of his
eggrolls, and steamed vegetables.
Sitting there, his lips pressed together
in a pout, the blond man was almost. .
cute. He shook his head. Fraser hadn't
even been gone for 24 hours and already
he was checking out other guys. Not a
good sign.
Kowalski eyes met his, then slid away
quickly. Ray cleared his throat and
said, "So, Stanley, what are you going
to be doing with yourself while Turnbull
is away?" He winced; that had not come
out the way he had intended.
Kowalski grinned, "Oh, the usual. I
don't have much imagination when it
comes to these things. How about
you?"
Vecchio pushed his plate away and
returned the grin. "There's a few
websites that I like to drop by in
situations like this. An hour spent
sampling the stories in the Sentinel
fiction archive pretty much resolves
my.. problem."
"I've seen that show. Renny's got a
thing for the little guy. It bothers
me," Kowalski slurped his soda noisily,
then speared the fortune from the broken
cookie fragments by his plate, with a
toothpick and planted his homemade flag
on top of the vegetable and eggroll
fort. He smiled in satisfaction.
"Why would that bother you? It's only
tv. It's not like he's checking out
other men in a restaurant or something
like that," blushing, Vecchio signaled
the waiter for the check.
Digging into his tight jeans for money
to pay his half of the bill, Kowalski's
elbow hit his plate and the fort
collapsed. "I don't like him looking at
other guys okay? I don't care if it's on
the tube or walking down the street." He
fished out a $10 bill and dropped it on
the table.
The two detectives
rose, and headed for the door. As they
climbed into the Riv, Kowalski said,
"Thanks for the ride home, Vecchio. I
don't know what the hell's wrong with
the GTO. It just won't start."
That's what happens when someone dumps
sugar in your gas tank, Ray thought.
Call my car snot-green, will you? "No
problem, Stanley. I'm always happy to
help out another officer in need."
Vecchio turned on the radio and the
Stone's 'I'm Not Waiting On A Lady'
filled the car.
Kowalski leaned
back, his eyes closed, his fingers
tapping on his knee in time to the the
music. Vecchio's eyes drifted from the
road to Kowalski's knee, back to the
road, then to his crotch, then back to
the road. This continued for the rest of
the drive to Kowalski's building. No
amount of threats or self-recriminations
could keep his eyes or his mind off of
the other detective.
Sighing gratefully, he parked in front
of Kowalski's apartment building. "Well,
here we are. See you tomorrow," Vecchio
said cheerfully. It took all of his
strength not to reach over, open the
passenger door, and shove Kowalski out.
Kowalski stretched slowly, seeming to be
in no hurry to get out of the car. "You
want to come up for some coffee?" he
asked.
"Coffee?" Vecchio's voice broke
slightly.
"Yeah, you know that drink they make
from beans."
"No, no. I gotta be going,"
Vecchio's fingers gripped the steering
wheel tightly.
"C'mon, Vecchio. We can watch a game or
wrestling or Walker Texas Ranger, or any
other guy thing that you want to do. "
He put a hand on Vecchio's shoulder and
smiled. "I'm not looking forward to
spending the night alone. It would be
nice to have someone to talk to for
awhile who's kind of in the same boat as
me."
Vecchio looked at the hand on his should
and at Kowalski's face. The guy has no
idea that you're hot for him. He's just
looking for a buddy. If you don't go up
with him, he'll figure it out and then
the shit will fly, Vecchio mused
unhappily. "Okay for a few minutes,
that's all."
They rode the elevator in silence.
Kowalski led the way to his apartment
with Vecchio several steps behind.
Vecchio stared at the floor, trying not
to think about the small, round ass
right in front of him, close enough to
grab.
Kowalski unlocked the door
and held it open. Vecchio stepped
inside, his eyes straining to see in the
darkened room. He heard the sound of
Kowalski locking and bolting the door.
"Hey, how about some lights, mmmph," he
said as Kowalski shoved him up against a
wall and kissed him roughly. "What the
hell do you think you're doing?" he
gasped.
"Come on, Vecchio. I saw how you've been
looking at me all night. So, where do
you want to do it, the couch or the
bed?" Kowalski asked, unbuckling
Vecchio's pants.
Vecchio slapped the hands away. "Wait a
minute! We can't do this. We're in
commited relationships."
Kowalski removed his gun and holster and
dropped them on the counter. "Sometimes
things happen, you know that as well as
I do."
"But, but, you said you didn't even like
Turnbull to look at other men!"
"Hey, I wasn't looking at you. You were
looking at me," Kowalski countered,
yanking his shirt over his head. "I
repeat: couch or bed?"
"The couch is closer," Vecchio
decided.
A trail of clothes marked their path to
the couch. "Nice tattoo,"
Vecchio commented.
"Thanks. Where'd you get that
scar?"
"Long story," Vecchio answered, pushing
Kowalski down on the couch. "We're going
to feel so guilty in the morning," he
commented, as he threw himself on top of
the other.
"Worry about that tomorrow," Kowalski
said, wrapping his skinny legs
around Vecchio's hips.
Vecchio kissed his neck and
collarbone. He groaned as Kowalski's
hands rubbed his chest, and pinched one
of his nipples. Vecchio reached down and
grabbed Kowalski's cock.
"Let's hurry up and get this over with.
That way we'll have less to feel guilty
over," Vecchio suggested.
"I don't follow you," Kowalski answered.
"Listen, I figure that if we jerk each
other off and then I leave, it won't be
so bad. But if we take our time and have
fantastic, mind-blowing sex, then we
won't be able to live with ourselves.
Understand?"
"That is the stupidest thing that I've
ever heard. Whether we have great sex or
lousy sex, we're still having sex. If
you can't deal with that, then let go of
my dick, and go home," Kowalski said
angrily.
Vecchio thought it over. He stood up.
"You're right."
"You're leaving?" Kowalski asked,
disapointment in his voice.
"Nope. I need more room to manuever."
Vecchio pushed the coffee table out of
the way and then, grabbing one of
Kowalski's feet, yanked him off the
couch and onto the floor.
"Oooff," Kowalski exclaimed.
"Prepare to scream, Stanley!"
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In a hotel dining room in Toronto,
Fraser and Turnbull quietly ate a late
dinner. They sat in silence,
surreptiously exchanging glances when
they thought the other wasn't looking.
Finally, Turnbull cleared his throat and
said, "Inspector Fraser?"
"Yes, Constable?"
"Would you like to come up to my room,
for some, uh, bark tea?"
Fraser thought this over for a minute
and said, "Why, yes. I believe I would."
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Back in Chicago, Kowalski had somehow
ended up laying flat on his stomach, his
hands handcuffed to the couch
leg.
"Where is it?" Vecchio demanded.
"It should be in the drawer by the
bed."
"It's not there!"
"Then I don't know where it is."
"To hell with his," Vecchio growled,
racing to the refeigerator. "Ahh," he
smiled, plucking a bottle of maple syrup
and racing back over to Kowalski.
"What is that?" Kowalski asked, then
yelped as the cold syrup was applied
generously to his ass.
"Ooh, that is cold," Vecchio said as he
smeered the sticky stuff on his cock.
"Get ready, here I come."
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Fraser and Turnbull sat on the bed. "We
can't do this," Fraser said.
"I agree. Ray and Ray would be crushed
if they knew that we were even
contemplating such a thing," Turnbull
sighed.
" I suggest we forget this incident
entirely," Fraser suggested.
Turbull nodded. The two sat quietly for
a moment, then Fraser shoved Turnbull
back on the bed and kissed him.
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"I'm losing my mind!" Vecchio hissed.
Kowalski didn't answer, having already
lost his mind, as he bucked furiously
against Vecchio, who was thrusting into
him madly, while pumping Kowalski's cock
in time with each thrust.
Thrust, buck, pump, grunt; the pattern
kept up until the two detectives were
covered with sweat. Finally, in unison,
they both screamed.
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"Spoons are nice. I like
spoons," Fraser thought as he licked and
sucked Turnbull's cock. He groaned and
shivered as the other mountie did the
same to him. He stroked his
subordinate's balls and winced as
Turnbull's fingers dug into his thighs.
Both Mountie's shuddered from head to
toe, and filled each other's mouths with
their hot juices
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Kowalski rubbed his wrist where the
handcuffs had been. "So , we don't
tell anybody about this, right?"
"Right," Vecchio agreed, reaching for
his boxers. "It would only hurt them if
they found out."
"Yeah," Kowalski. "You want to order a
pizza or something?"
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Fraser dressed quickly, his face red
with shame. "We must confess our
sins immediately upon our return to
Chicago."
"Agreed," Turnbulll said, his voice
filled with guilt.
Fraser stopped mid-button. "Of course,
telling would only hurt them. And since
we are never going to do anything like
this again. . "
"Never!"
"Perhaps the wisest thing to do would be
to simply say nothing about it," He
looked at Turnbull questioningly.
Turnbull nodded quickly. "I belive
you're right."
"Good, good. That's what we'll do then.
Goodnight, Turnbull."
"Goodnight, Fraser. Pleasant dreams."
the end
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