ÿþ<HTML><HEAD><TITLE> Reasons for allowing drinking at work </TITLE></HEAD> <BODY BACKGROUND = "Bubbles2.jpg"> <B><DIV ALIGN = CENTER> <BIG> <H2>Reasons for allowing drinking at work include: </H2> <OL> <Li>It's an incentive to show up. <Li>It reduces stress. <Li>It leads to more honest communications. <Li>It reduces complaints about low pay. <Li>It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover. <Li>Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear. <Li>It helps save on heating costs in the winter. <Li>It encourages carpooling. <Li>Increases job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don't care. <Li>It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work. <Li>It makes fellow employees look better. <Li>It makes the cafeteria food taste better. <Li>Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted. <Li>Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable. <Li>Suddenly, farting during a meeting isn't so embarrassing. <Li>No one will remember your strip act at the Christmas Party. </OL> <BR> <A HREF = "Default.html"> HOME </A> </BIG></DIV></B> </BODY> </HTML>

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