By Bh's gal on Fri Dec 25, 1998
Well I was sitting here and decided that I should give you all some sort of gift, but couldn't figure out what. Then I had this idea to write a story with all of you as characters in it so here it is.........
T'was the night before Xmas and at the fart forum all the boys where talking about what they wanted for Christmas. Bh said "a really cute gal in pure white cotton panties to force me to accept a fart up the nose". Facefart requested a fart on the nose while being yanked and pulled. Now Jag came along and put in his desires of "just give me a life time supply of face farting videos!!!!!!!". Breeze jumped in and yelled out "I want to play the guy that gets his face farted on in a whole bunch of face fart videos!!!" Now the forum's big wig Copro declared all he wanted for Christmas was that two of the real female posters take turns face farting him on Christmas day. And all the rest where screaming Here! Here! and we'll take the same! But first we'll watch while video taping all the fun and play!
Now unbeknown to them a saucy lil' elf was sitting up in the rafters laughing while listening to all this. "so this is what you all want and this is what you'll all get or my name isn't the farty lil' elf of Christmas eve" In a flash and a brrrrrrrrraptt she disappeared from the forum and Bh said "what the hell was that?" they all looked confused and Copro exclaimed "one of those dang female lurkers just coming to not play!"
Back at the North Pole farty lil elf exclaimed to all her pretty elf friends they had a job to do today! In a flash and a braaaaaaappppptt! her and five of her friends took off to the forum to answer some requests. "now i get BH cause he is so big and so strong, and i cant stand his smugness so I want him all!" laughed farty lil elf! "well I want Facefart he seems really swell and you know that i like to yank and pull while I do some nasty farts" requested pull and fart elf! " Well I want Jag so we can watch those vids together and maybe just maybe react one or two!" exclaimed fart vid elf. "Well I want Breeze cause you know I like to play and gee he'd look swell in my face sitting smother hold!" exclaimed video camera elf. Now sighing, "Copro shall be the most difficult, he does so much for them all and deserves his request granted!" looking at female poster elves Jilly and Natasha "I leave this to you two and your capable butts"
Well we each took off after the guys we had chosen to begin their night of Christmas delights. Now BH was gonna be hard as his g\f was there sleeping so I blew some deep sleeping dust in her face, and as she fell deeper asleep I lured that BH out to the spare bedroom! "who the hell are you?" he exclaimed in wonder at the sight of me and my white cotton panties. "you're worst nightmare" i exclaimed with a laugh and a little bit of elf dust he was down for the count. "get off me you witch!" he yelled with some fury but I laughed all the harder and let out a fart. "BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAPPPPPTTTT!!!" came the explosion and right on his nose, man was he gagging great fun was it all! "get off me he yelled and tried to push me off but unbeknown to him I drained all of his strength,"ppppppppppppppffffffffffffttt" came the next it was an SBD and choking he was while I laughed all the harder! "You're Christmas is granted" I said with a laugh at the sight of him gagging and looking aghast. "one more for the road and off I shall be" and out came the worst thing he ever did see"BBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMPPPPPH and a BBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAppppppptt and a little ol ppppppppppfffffffffffffftt" and the curtains were flying and his face cheeks a fluttering."ARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGG no" he screamed and was out like a light and with a poof and and a brrrappt I vanished from sight.
Pull and fart elf quietly poofed in Facefart's room. She eyed him for a minute to decided the best way to begin and then said "what the hell" and jumped on his face and began. He awoke to feeling smothered and all he could see was this jean- encased ass and the feel of hands yanking hard on his knob! "What the hell?" he exclaimed then with a chuckle "go for it darling" and he rested back to enjoy. She yanked and she pulled as he squirted and squirmed, he heard a soft "ppppfffssssssstt" and wondered if he'd died and gone to heaven till the smell hit his nose! And he was out like a light and his eyes where glued closed! She chuckled and said"Now was that ever yummy!" with a poof and a "braaaaapppt" she vanished from sight.
Now when Jag awoke he got up from bed and there under his tree where a million fart vids, he started to shake, he started to drool, and raced to the VCR to get his movies spooled. "you like those hey" exclaimed fart vid elf and jag gave a jump and invited her to watch too. Together they watch at least a half dozen then that lil elf gave him a couple right on his nose and vanished from sight with a soft lil' "ppppppffffsssstttt"
Now Breeze was awake and making his breakfast when he heard a little "ffffffttttt" and turned to look and listen."soooooo you want to be in movies hey my fine friend?" laughed that damn lil' elf with the camera strapped to the back of her head!"Get down on the floor!" she commandingly demanded and sat on his head the camera a rolling. "bbbbbbbbbbbbrrrrrrrrruuummmmmphtity, bbbbrraaaaaaaptttity, ffffffffffsssssssssstttttity WOOOSH!!!" and laughing she said "how about another!" "no no that's enough my stomach can't handle it!" "ahhhhhhhh that's to bad cause here goes another!"said that damn lil elf. "brrrrrrrrraaaappttitty, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!" and disappeared from sight, while breeze lay there shaking in fright!
Now Jilly and Natasha were up in the rafters watching that Copro sleep soundly in bed.
"Now how should we do this? It has to be good" Jilly asked her friend. "Lets cuff him I say that will be best!" So with a shake of some elf dust Copro was cuffed and awoke in a rush"who goes there?" he yelled and gasped at the sight of Natasha and Jilly standing there grinning! "we heard that you wanted some female posters to fart on your face so here we are to answer what shall be your last request" Smiling quite evilly Jilly replied"You'd better go first if you want him alive!" So Natasha jumped on and lets out a "Ratt a tatt tat" and says to her victim "there's more than just that!" with a "braaaapttity braapt and few more Ratt a tatt tats" she lets out those farts until Copro was flat like a mat! "Your turn" she says grinning to Jilly standing there "arrrrrrrgh no!" Screams Copro but it was already to late. She stood by his bed her butt toward his face and lets out her signature lil "fffffffssssssstt" That was it he was done for that was all that it took poor lil Copro was out for good! Jilly looked worried and said to Natasha" We probably should of waited till his membership was renewed!" Laughing they gave a soft lil"pppppfffffsttt" and both of them vanished into the bright Christmas day light!
Now those 6 nasty lil elves sat up in the rafter listening to them all. I think we should give the rest a lil something and then they began to pick off the rest!
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