Survey of Farting Habits

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Your responses:

Name or Handle (any will do):
Your email address (Optional): (e.g.: you@aol.com)

1. How many times per day do you fart (on average)? (Enter in box)

2. At what times of day do you fart the most? (Check one or more boxes)
   

   First thing in the morning At breakfast After breakfast Morning Lunchtime

   After lunch Afternoon At dinner/supper After dinner Last thing at night In bed

3. This is a question about your attitude to other people's farts. Are you embarrassed if someone farts in your presence? (Select one from menu) Yes No, I enjoy hearing it I don't mind
4. Do your farts smell bad? (Select one from menu) Always Only when I need a shit Never
5. In whose presence do you fart? (Select one answer from menu) Only if alone Only in presence of partner Only in presence of close family Only in presence of friends Doesn't matter. I fart when I need to whoever is present
   
6. Generally speaking, are your farts (Select one answer from menu) Loud Fairly loud Audible if surrounding are quiet Inaudible but smelly (SBD) Inaudible and no smell Variable, depending on my diet and the time of day
   
7. Where do you fart?
   (Check one or more boxes, unless you do it anywhere, in which case just check the first)
   I fart anywhere, if I need to
   In bed/bedroom
   In bathroom/toilet
   In bath/shower
   On bus/train/plane
   At work (Enter in box where at work)
   Only in the open air
   On sports field/In swimming pool
   
   
8. Do you fart
   all the time or only when you need a shit?
   
9. Do members of your family fart in your presence? If, so, who? (Select one or more from menu) Partner Children Parents Brother(s) Sister(s)
   
10. Do you have any phrase that you say regularly when someone farts? If so, write it in the box.
    
11. Describe your most embarrassing farting experience (write in the box)
    
    
12. What word or words do you use for farting? Check each one that you use:
    

    Backfiring	Letting off
    Blasting off	Letting thunder from down under
    Breaking/letting/passing wind	Pooting
    Farting	Talking German
    Guffing	Trumping

    Other word (enter in box)
    
13. Are you:Male or Female
    
14. How old are you? (Enter age in box):
    
15. What country do you live in? USA Canada UK Germany Italy Netherlands Belgium Denmark, Norway, Sweden, Finland Spain Other Europe Mexico Central/South America Africa New Zealand Australia India Japan China Other Asia Click on drop-down menu

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