THUNDER FROM DOWN UNDER
New ways of mentioning the unmentionable!
Because farting is regarded as impolite, a lot of euphemisms and
fudge words have been used to describe the act of releasing
gas/wind/flatus at the anus. The list below is based on the one in
Tracey's
Fart Farm, and
Facts on Farting, but has been expanded.
If you know any other words, please send them to me at the
mailto below.
Verbs
Backfire, Bark, Blast, Blow Off, Blow smoke, Blow the Horn, Blow the
sparkplugs, Blowing the ol butt trumpet, Blurt, Boff, Boom-boom,
Break Wind, Burn Bad Powder, Cleft a boofer, Cook eggs, Crepitate,
Cut a gasser Cut a melon, Cut One, Crack a rat, Cut the Cheese, Deal
one, Do a Terrance and Phillip, Drop a cookie Drop a fart, Drop one,
Drop a Rose, Erupt one, Fart, Flatulate, Float an Air biscuit, Fluff,
Frump, Guff, Gurk, Here comes Freddie, Honk, Lay a Fart, Let Go, Let
Off, Let One, Let Fluffy off the leash, Make a Rude Noise, Make a
stink, Make cheese, Make methane, Make some underleg noise, Parp,
Pass Air, Pass Gas, Pass Wind, Piffle, Pollute the atmosphere, Poot,
Pump, Release intestinal gases, Release the Hiney-Hounds, Rip one,
Roar from the rear, Shoot Rabbits, Split the seam, Start the engine,
Step on a duck, Step on a frog, Stink out loud, Toot, Talk German,
Tee Off, The Toothless speaks, Trump
Nouns
A Message From Below, Anal Airwaves, Anal Audio, A message
from Turd Castle, Arse music, Back-Talk, Barking Spiders, Biological
Warfare, Blast-Off, Bottom Burp, Breeze, The Brown River,
Brown-Speak, Bucksnort, Burnt Cheese, Butt music, Butt Thunder,
Cabbage Fart, Cheezer, Chocolate Thunder, Chuffter, Colon-Speak,
Crack Splitters, Cracking a Rat, Creaky Floorboards, Disappointments
from down under, Egg Salad Rumblers, Fecal Fluffies, Flatulence,
Floating an air biscuit, Fluffer, Framping, Gassius Assius, Gay love
call, Gravy pants, Grep, Guff, Gusty Windflap, Gut Belch, Gut Bubble,
Happy Honkers, Heinee Burp, Hinder Blast, Inverse Sniff, Inverted
Belching, A Kiss for Khruschev, Methane Exit, Natural Gas, Nature's
little surprises, Nature's musical box, Obnoxious Coughing, Odiferous
Objection, One turd honking at another for the right of way! Panty
Burps, Pant stainers ! Phoofs, Poots, Pocket Thunder, Polish Mating
Call, Quakers - 9.5 on the Rectal Scale! Raspberry tart (Rhyming
slang), Rancid Reaction, Rancid Rebate, Rat Bark, Revolting Release,
Ripping the seat, Rosebuds, Rouser, Scotch Warming-Pan, Sheet
Ripping, Shit Slivers, Shit snore, Sliders (the farts that have to
slide past poop to get out thereby picking up the fresh shit smell),
Smelly Snoring, Speak To Me ol 'Toothless One, Stepping on a Duck
Sneezing Silent but Deadly, (SBD), SBV (silent but VIOLENT),
Stinkies, Stinker, Tail Shot, Tooter, Trouser Cough, Tree frog ,
Trouser Ripper, Trouser Ghost, Thunder from down under, Tuba Tuning,
Trump, Tunnel Trumpeting, Turd Honking, Turd Tooties, Unappreciated
Air, Underthunder, Unholy Airlock, Unsung Melody , Vapid Chatting ,
Vulgar Vapor, Waiting to Exhale , Wet One, Whiffer, Winder,
Woofer
TROUSER COUGHS
Contributed by PsychoNurse
- The Over 35 Fart - This is a very difficult fart to
detect. The farter has had 35 years to perfect his or her farting
technique & is usually a master of concealment. A 35-year-old
is still young enough to be original & artful, yet
sufficiently mature to be cunning & crafty. Slammed doors,
quick exits, opened windows, striking matches, rattled
newspapers... heck, use them all!
- The Cocktail Party Fart - They put out all these raw
vegetables, broccoli & carrots & stuff, so you won't feel
too guilty eating the salted nuts, baked brie & other
life-threatening snacks later on. These raw vegetables cause some
people to fart, but it's tough to identify the farter because the
room is crowded & everyone is moving around. If you see
someone jumping from one group to another, that person is probably
the mystery Cocktail Party farter.
- The Cinema Fart - When you fart in a movie theater, you
hope the fart will rise straight up & be purified somehow by
the air conditioning system before it can offend anyone. This is
rarely the case. Everyone smells the smell & realizes the
terrible gaffe someone has committed, but the darkness makes
positive identification chancy. By the time the lights go on &
the coats come off the laps, no one can fix the exact location of
anything & the farter escapes in the shuffling crowd. Popcorn,
incidentally, makes many people fart, & you wonder how the
snack became so popular in the close confines of a movies theater.
- The Hot Pickled Peppers Fart - I have a friend who
brought me some homemade really hot pickled peppers. Those devils
thundered through my intestinal tract like a bunch of cave men
carrying home fire from a volcano. This has to be the hottest fart
known to man. If you fart this fart while sitting on dry grass or
straw, you're liable to burn yourself to death.
- The Football Fart The Breakfast Fart - It doesn't
matter if coffee or oatmeal or 2 pounds of bran is the trigger,
the Breakfast Fart is a satisfying part of everyone's morning
routine. Better in the privacy of your own house than, say, in a
car pool, I've always felt the presence of a full size newspaper
is convenient for wafting the fumes about.
- The Newspaper Fart - Any fart where the farter is
reading a newspaper can be referred to as a Newspaper Fart.
Experienced farters know the newspaper can be used to waft the
fart away, or the pages can be rustled to screen moderate noises.
They are more sophisticated about these things in Europe &
some newspapers, like The London Financial Times, are even tinted
in a tan color.
- The Old Man Fart - Two old men were sitting on a park
bench. One leaned a bit to the side & farted a silent, typical
old man's fart. The other, whose sense of smell was still pretty
good, asked him a bit sharply, "Did you just fart? "Of course,"
the farter indignantly replied, "you don't think I always smell
like this, do you?"
- The Hug Fart - You hug a loved one & the exuberance
of the squeeze seems to press out a little blip. With someone
you're very close to, you can just laugh it off, but it's mighty
embarrassing with strangers. Then again, you probably shouldn't be
going around hugging strangers anyway.
- The Pop Fart - This fart is identified primarily by its
sound which is a clean, popping sound like a cork in a bottle of
French champagne. You will know immediately when you've executed a
Pop Fart because people near you will raise their hands almost
involuntarily as if expecting a little champagne toast.
- The Taxi Fart - A Taxi Fart is a particularly rank
& unpleasant fart. It's a fact that more people fart in taxis
than in any other kind of vehicle. Taxi drivers themselves are
among the worst farters in the human race. Many big-city police
departments have the cab companies put in these bulletproof
partitions to protect the passengers from the drivers' farts. Each
year, thousands of lives are saved by them.
- The Round Fart - This is a little fart. Perhaps even a
teeny weenie fart. The name comes from its feel, which is
perfectly round as it escapes from your much bigger behind. This
cute diminutive fellow rolls its way smoothly & agreeably into
the big world like an oil covered marble, bringing momentary
pleasure to its farter & only a minimum of discomfort to
passersby.
- The Bar Fart - There are many bars where a well-tuned
thunderlike fart is a positive sign of virility. In these places,
a booming fart may be applauded & the farter even stood a beer
or two. Women are treated with great respect in these bars, but
they certainly are not expected to fart.
- The Door Fart - Oh, this is a clever fart. The farter
carefully times this fart, whether coming or going, to leave it
inside or out. If the farter is possessed of naturally quick
instincts, he or she can even time the slam of the door to cover
any embarrassing noises. The Door Fart is one of the most useful
farts, & it is put into service much more than you'd ever
imagine.
- The Bed Sheet Fart - This fart is done in bed. After
letting it fly, the farter raises the bed sheet, much to the
chagrin of the farter's bed partner.
Names for the Hole that Farts come out of
More unmentionables!. This a new collection. I got the idea from
Eric the Farter's page.
Air hole, Anus, Arse hole, Back door, Back passage, Butt hole,
Chocolate lips, Dark cave from hell, Death hole, Elephant-sized noise
maker, Fart factory, Fart hole, Flame hole, French exit, Fuck hole,
Hershey highway, Hurricane hole, Male cunt, Mother in law, Poop chute, Rear end,
Shit chute, Shit hole, Stink hole, Vibrating bean muncher, Zebra
stripe maker.
Mozart's
Bowel Habits
Odorless
Fart Page
The
Fart Gallery
Chelsea's
Fart Zodiac
Questionnaire
on Farting Habits
The
Fart Fiction Page
jillian's
Fart Diary
Lisa's
Fart Diary
Worldwide
Fart Links
Further contributions to me
Coprologist 4 February, 2004.