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"You want me to put that where???"
PK
"...but if I don't cook the pineapple first, my girl-flavored Jello won't set!"
Menagerie
I really think a bananna would fit a lot easier. I can wait while you get some.
john
No, thanks. I prefer an apple douche.
Lucinda
My God! A tie-dyed native!
Kara
Sorry. I don't date tropical fruits.
Isa
Whoa, big boy! Is that your penis or are you related to the tin man?
Cana
In the pot NOW, or the pineapple gets it!
susan
"Couldn't yo try a cranberry stuffig instead?"
Bill
Not pineapple glaze! I'm a virgin and would taste better with a cherry glaze.
Fred
I've fantasized about all this for as long as I can remember, but, um... where is that pineapple supposed to go exactly?
Marta
"This will help you taste a little sweeter"
Rick Simpson
"Hold on just a moment while I tear apart my ass hole to make room....."
Collin
"Oh, you're going to cook the pineapple? Gee and I guess I got undressed for nothing!"
Mike Giannott
"Wow, I didn't think she'd be so impressed with a pineapple..."
David
"You expect me to do what with that? I'm not into that!"
J B
"I don't mind being eaten, and the apple in my mouth isn't so bad, but a pineapple will NOT fit in there..."
David
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