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Blair Booth BareBack BonkFest |
The Great British public are reeling this morning at news that Saint Tony Blair has been biffing Cherie bareback. Incredulous commuters today at Charing Cross tube showered us with expletives relating to Tony's animal instincts. Not content with the usual News sources we at MartyCam are pleased to reveal an exclusive interview just completed with Cherie Booth. In the interview Cherie, a strict Roman Catholic, explained that the couple had never used any form of contraception. The long gap between their youngest child (aged 11) and the new pregnancy had been achieved by a combination of frank and fearless masturbation by, and on behalf of, Tony and buttfucking in bed. The Catholic Church, exlained Cherie, considered all forms of Contraception as mortal sins, but buggery as merely a Grave sin. Thus, said Cherie, on a moral level it was easier as a Catholic to take it up the back passage than use the pill.
Cherie, ravishing in a Red Gucci suit and sporting her new mothers-to-be glow, said that one night in Tuscany this summer Tony's pent up frustration with Red Ken Livingstone had led them to a Chianti fuelled night of bareback passion, with the inevitable and unfortunate consequences.
Cherie and Tony are both thrilled and shocked by the news and said that the announcement of their good news on the same day as the announcement of Ken being allowed to stand for Mayor was 'mere coincidence' and that any suggestion otherwise would 'see the Bastards in court'.
19/11/99
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