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Elizabethan Curses |
Thou Whoreson Jackanapes !
Verrilly sir, you are indeed a rudesby !
Thou venomed ill-composed scut!
Thou wenching knotty-pated whey-face!
Thou pribbling rump-fed measle!
Thou fitful pottle-deep dogfish!
Thou pernicious bunch-backed ratsbane!
Thou mewling hell-hated malignancy!
Thou jaded milk-livered hedge-pig!
Thou craven bat-fowling clack-dish!
Thou roynish hell-hated pignut!
Thou puking heavy-handed minimus!
Thou queasy shard-borne mumble-news!
Thou grizzled lily-livered gull-catcher!
Thou jarring horn-mad varlot!
Thou fobbing sheep-biting gudgeon!
Thou lumpish dread-bolted lewdster!
Thou greasy sour-faced gudgeon!
Thou jaded fool-born maggot-pie!
Thou dankish reeling-ripe coxcomb!
Thou reeky knotty-pated pantaloon!
Thou tottering mad-bread boar-pig!
Thou pernicious shard-borne mammet!
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