Martys Titheadfest
 
   
 A tithead is ...

+ anyone who's into 'all types of music'

+ anyone who wears a shirt and tie with jeans in order to look smart but casual

+ anyone who has a strict moral code

+ anyone who's had a life changing experience

+ anyone who thinks pop concerts can alleviate 3rd world hunger

+ anyone who wears Warner bros or Wallace and Grommit ties

+ anyone who's seen a UFO

+ anyone who thinks gays are OK as long as they keep themselves to themselves

+ anyone who's been at one with nature

+ anyone who likes Woody Allen

+ anyone who's had a cultural experience through getting off the beaten track

+ anyone who likes fancy dress parties

+ anyone who thinks a particular piece of music is 'important'

+ anyone who believes in God but not religion

+ anyone who believes in the sanctity of truth

+ anyone who says 'sorted'

+ anyone with a ponytail

+ anyone who thinks 'if you don't laugh, you'll cry'

+ anyone who's made their own t-shirt

+ anyone who puts their arm around people they hardly know

+ anyone who calls Ecstacy 'E's'

+ anyone who plays Doom

+ anyone who wears polo neck shirts / jumpers

+ anyone who thinks Apple Macs are better than PC's

+ anyone who is teetotal

+ anyone who used to be a vegetarian but succumbed to a Bacon sandwich

+ anyone who is still vegetarian

+ anyone who wears Clarks Nature Trek shoes

+ anyone who carries a mobile phone on their belt

+ anyone who works better under pressure

+ anyone who washes their car

+ anyone who carries their keys suspended from a belt loop

+ anyone who hosts dinner parties

+ anyone who goes to dinner parties

+ anyone who went anywhere before it was spoiled

+ anyone who's bought champagne in a pub

+ anyone with their own espresso machine

+ anyone who likes salad cream

+ anyone who went to see 'star wars episode one' on the first night

+ anyone who's ever said 'that's the exception that proves the rule'

+ anyone who thinks it's possible to kop off in a supermarket

+ anyone who was looking forward to the millenium

+ anyone who uses the word 'logistics'

17/1/2000

 
 

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