Che Says "Are you El Tito?"

Time to take the Che Guevara / MartyCam style challenge...

1. Which phrase best describes your taste in popular music?

a) Fairly eclectic, embracing styles such as reggae, dub, jazz-funk, hip-hop, Zappa/Beefheart, indie and dance.
b) Fairly eclectic, embracing styles such as Celine Dion, Cliff Richard, Luther Vandross, The Beautiful South and The Manic Street Preachers.
c) Heavy Metal.

2. Apart from pop music, what else do you listen to ?

a) Jazz, modern classical and opera.
b) Nigel Kennedy, Lesley Garrett, 'world' music, trad. jazz and Classic fm compilations.
c) Gilbert and Sullivan.

3. Which of the following writers do you prefer ?

a) Isabel Allende.
b) Geoffrey Archer.
c) Eric Von Daniken.

4. Which of the following films would you rate highest ?

a) The big Lebowski.
b) Four weddings and a funeral.
c) Armageddon.

5. Which of the following situation comedies is your favourite ?

a) Whatever happened to the likely lads.
b) Only fools and horses.
c) The Good life.

6. Which of the following is your preferred newspaper ?

a) The Guardian.
b) The Daily Mail.
c) Loaded.

7. Which of the following is your favourite sport ?

a) Football.
b) Rugby.
c) Monster truck racing.

8. Who is your favourite TV personality ?

a) Sir David Attenborough.
b) Anthea Turner.
c) Jeremy Clarkson.

9. Which of the following statements best describes your attitude towards clothes ?

a) Clothes are important but are not an obsession. Labels are for the inside of garments.
b) Clothes are the basis of 'image' and as such reflect personality and status. Labels are essential.
c) Clothes don't matter. It's the person inside them that counts.

10. Which of the following statements best describes your attitude towards baldness ?

a) Baldness is an incurable disease which makes men unattractive to women.
b) Hey, bald men are sexy !
c) As long as you've got enough hair for a ponytail it doesn't matter.

11. How do you refer to your partner ?

a) My girlfriend/wife.
b) My 'better half'.
c) My lady.

12. Which would be your favoured holiday location ?

a) Anywhere with an interesting history and culture.
b) Marbella.
c) Disneyland.

13. Which of the following would you most like to see before the millenium ?

a) Sustainable peace in Northern Ireland.
b) House prices to start rising again.
c) The filming of a new star trek series.

14. Do you agree with the decision to allow the extradition of former Chilean dictator, general Pinochet ?

a) Yes. The murdering bastard must pay for his crimes and the only way to achieve this is for him to be tried in Spain.
b) No. Extradition will damage trade links. It is a matter for the current Chilean government to deal with.
c) Where's Chile ?

15. Do you know what http stands for ?

a) No, I haven't a bastard clue
b) I'm not sure but I could hazard a guess...
c) Yes, it stands for...

How did you do ?

Mostly a)'s You are a well rounded individual

Mostly b)'s You are a tit

Mostly c)'s The status of tit is something for you to aspire to