I Swing Both Rays

A quote that's origin is traced back to a FAQ on the DSX discussion list, the administrator's ruling on third season inclusion in apropriate list content. I kinda like the idea but I doubt if I see it like it was meant. This picture sums it all up, my feelings on the possibilities. Click the pic to see a much larger, and unaltered version. Welcome to my little corner of due South heresy.

Mitch Hudson
Both Rays back to back, weapons drawn.
Heretic that I am I don't see it as all that necessary that the picture or any slash stories involving these two include the Mountie. I'm sure lots of due slashers would love to hang me for that.

Some BOTH RAYS fiction really is bouncing around out there on the net. The kind I'm looking for would be with them having sex. And with each other of course. Check out :


Well, that's it for now. Hmm. Maybe I am a heretic. Anyway, if you know of any Ray/Ray slash that's not listed here email me and let me know about it.

And now for something completely different....

One gun drawn.
Ray meets Ray. At gunpoint of course. 		Benny clueless.
"I just knew you two would like each other." 		Stare
Slumping on the couch watching the man ... 		Still stareing.
.... I used to be. Or am, or never was .....
Who?
"Ray. Uh, not you, Ray. I mean't Ray."		 Lover
Bet he's heard that in the middle of the night from Benny. 		Lust talking. "Stanley Kowalski?" Oh, poor kid! Just a little lust.
Still .... he snickered at my nickname for the mountie.
Ok, a lot of lust.
Ohh. Nice ass!
"See ya, Stanley."		 Caught red-handed.
"What sir? Was I pickin' on Stanley?"		 temper-boy
Cleaning Ray's desk, Kowalski style. 		Yes. Sexual tension.
I sense a little tension here. Sexual tension?
Hothead
"Eat my .... fist, Vecchio!" 		The head up there!
Yeah. Tension. Definitely. 		Lord help the sister who comes between me and my man!
And a woman comes between them. Damn! 		Feel? They feelin' each other?
Now they both feel bad about it. Real bad.
and a basket to match.
Ah, Jeeze! A REALLY nice ass, Stanley.		 yep. It is.
Wow. Is my ass that nice when I'm bein' him?		 mercy!
"Jeeze, don't sneak up on my ass like that!"
please?
"Okay, Kowalski. I'll sneak up on it better after we ditch the Mounties."
I sure hope so.
"Vecchio, is that a promise?"		 For a change?
"This is kinda cool, running around with someone who's armed."		 Who's got the ruler?
"So just what kinda piece you packin?"		 Le's see.
But will he like me in glasses?
The answer is yes.
"Stop whinin. The glasses look .... kinda cute. In a sexy kinda way."		 Ditto.
"So you like my glasses? Wanna go out on a date?"		 Timing's a bitch.
"Just as he says yes he takes a bullet. And what's Fraser tellin' him in there?		 A date's a date, right?
"Sure, Benny. Take off for the frozen north. By the way, Kowalski likes chinese, right?"
So the Mountie and Kowalski take off for the frozen north, the date put on hold indefinitely. But like Benny said over the campfire, miles and time may come between people but they are always partners no matter where they are. And I didn't hear anybody put a time limit on that offer for a date. Did you? Thought not.

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