[sadwank] The Spanking Adventures, featuring Mel and Others in 'Terror of the Vervoids' Mel always strikes me as a breeze to put in a spanking situation, possibly because the 'adult' aspects of the character brief (computer expert etc) never seemed to connect with the actual character portrayed in Bonnie Langford's performance. And a very nice bottom, too, if you like them small and compact. To put it another way, I find it much easier to think of Mel on the receiving end of a spanking than in an adult sexual relationship. One way of looking at this is to see her as a character who is less 'unfinished' than most. By 'unfinished' I mean that not every aspect of them is actually seen in the finished programme: you have a sense that they have a fuller human reality than is shown in the range of circumstances you get in a 'Who' story. (And sexuality is on the whole not in that range.) But Mel, who had a very full character brief, seems to be a WYSIWYG character who doesn't actually *have* those other areas. So it's easy to transfer her into that simpler world where companions' misdeeds are inevitably and inexorably followed by sound spankings. And so to Mel's TV debut. We begin, as the story does, with the Doctor puffing away to music on that exercise bike... 'Ninety-eight, ninety-nine, one hundred!' counts out Mel. 'All right, Doctor, you can stop now. We'll soon have that all excess flab off you.' The Doctor's outraged at her cheek: 'Excess flab! Put the tape back on, Mel, and come here. I'm going to exercise my right arm now...' He then puts her across his knee, turns the tape back on, and spanks her to music: 'One,' 'Ow!' 'Two,' 'Ouch!' 'Three,' 'Owwww!' On the bike he had to go to 100, so he duly counts out 100 smacks before letting her up. All good exercise for his right arm, he says. 'Not so good for my rear, Doctor,' replies a rueful Mel. Like I said, with Mel it's almost *too* easy. But when I discussed this story with Rutan a few years back, he challenged me to work in two other spanking scenes, for the two main female guest stars, Janet and Professor Lasky. A spanking for Janet is certainly a necessary feature of a Spanking Adventures version of the story. The best opportunity comes as a result of her being under suspicion. Let's suppose that she *did* take Mel's recording of the whispering Vervoids from the gym, and Mel finds it when she searches her cabin. When the Doctor confronts her, it emerges that she only took it in the belief that it contained dance music for a workout, and put it on one side when she discovered it didn't. The Doctor accepts that she is innocent, but cannot accept that she didn't bother telling anyone about the tape - which, after all, is a recording of alien beings plotting the destruction of humanity. Janet realizes that her actions have been very foolish and dangerous, and she begs the Doctor not to report her to the Commodore. That is the least of her worries, he tells her, and takes her across his knee. There follows a sound spanking on pink panties. Five minutes later, Janet and the Doctor emerge from her cabin, she dabbing at her eyes and straightening her uniform, ready to go about her duties - which fortunately do not require her to sit down for the next few hours. A spanking for Professor Lasky is a trickier one. Let's leave her to the end of the story, and have the Doctor castigate her for the irresponsibility of her experiments. Lasky is not impressed by his arguments, so Mel whispers a suggestion to him and hands him a tape. Exercise music... the perfect accompaniment to a good spanking. This time Mel does the counting. As Lasky lies howling across the Doctor's knee, the picture freezes, his hand in mid-air. 'That's not what happened at all,' says the Doctor, and glares accusingly at the Valeyard. 'Madame Inquisitor, I respectfully submit that the Matrix's evidence has been tampered with *again*.' The reason for this is that Lasky's actions are really too serious to be punished with a spanking: she is guilty of calculated irresponsibility rather than immature foolishness. The faking of the evidence lets us have it both ways - a spanking and plausibility. Both of which are important! Harry Kersey ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Get a NextCard Visa, in 30 seconds! 1. Fill in the brief application 2. Receive approval decision within 30 seconds 3. Get rates as low as 2.9% Intro or 9.9% Fixed APR Apply NOW! http://click.egroups.com/1/2646/6/_/488194/_/955230403/ ------------------------------------------------------------------------