After reading Stephen's missive on the silence of sadwank, and feeling 
properly chastened, I thought I'd post a list of Peri's attributes. I 
really do want to get back to 'A Night With Peri', but until other 
deadlines have been met, (and more, um, research, has been done), this 
will have to do.

Now, I think we all have our ideal version of Peri. We tend to think of 
her bouncing chest toys, and not much else. But in reality, we have to 
admit that Peri really isn't all that big. Yes, big enough, but for a 
pure and twisted breast afficiando, she does not approach the blessed 
curves of, say, Christy Canyon. But then, who does? 

So, on a Canyon scale of one to ten, Peri would rate about a seven. 

But after studying for hours pictures of Peri, I noticed something I've 
never noticed before. She has the sexiest shoulders imaginable. Check 
out the publicity shot of her with Colin and JNT in that indispensable 
tome, THE DOCTOR WHO FILE. Page 201. Such soft white shoulders, her 
brown hair just drifting across them, that heart pendant in perfect 
alignment with her cleavage, and that perky, innocent smile that you 
wouldn't mind taking home to Mom or seeing gleam at you from the rumpled 
covers of a cheap motel.

(Then you look over to her right, and there's JNT with that ghastly 
Hawaiian shirt and that gold chain, just screaming 1983, and any sense 
of ecstatic attraction just wilts. Ugh.)

Now, Peri's behind. A perfect attribute to the perfect package. Oddly, 
I'm one of those men who find a woman's behind in underwear far more 
attractive than out of it, so I prefer Peri in tight shorts, perfectly 
displaying the curve of her hips. Perhaps not as much to work with as my 
favourite companion bottom (Ace), but again, something that cries out 
for baby oil.

A nine on the Ace's Perfect Bottom Scale.
Legs leave me somewhat cold, but after this week, I'm beginning to see 
how attractive they can be. (Helped a female friend move, both of us 
grunting and sweating as we lifted boxes up to her third storey 
apartment, she in shorts, making the slave labour somewhat easier). I'll 
have to rewatch THE TWIN DILEMMA with legs in mind.

Her lips and mouth....well, readers of 'A Night With Peri' will know how 
I feel about that. Again, Peri doesn't have that little twist of the 
lips that makes Ace such a fantasy bedmate, but still--that innocent 
smile simply screams out for a love mouthwash.

A ten out of ten in that department.

Well, that's it for today, class. If I can only find my copy of 
BATTLEFIELD, then it's Ace under the microscope.

That truly was sad....

Sean