Heather Smith From: Doug A. Scott [wa929@victoria.tc.ca] Sent: 16 June 1999 23:07 To: Sandwank mailing list Subject: [sadwank] The Happiness Patrol: A Sadwanker's View From: "Doug A. Scott" Ace is still dressed the same, but is looking decidedly more adult by now and, to my eyes, more desirable. Right about now, I start noticing those amazingly full lips of hers. She'd be lovely to kiss, wouldn't she? And there's a few more things she could do with those lips, too ;-) For the most part, the whole story is one large 'wank moment. Terra Alpha seems to be your typical "Planet of Women," much like those in really cheesy movies from the 1950s. While not all the women are exactly drop-dead gorgeous[1], there's enough skin, most notable leg, visible that it's still great fun to look. Every single woman on this planet wears a very short skirt (unfortunately, nobody ever *bends over*!), and red high heels (and, over the years, red pumps have come to symbolize promiscuity to some degree). One more note: it only hit me as I was going to bed the evening I watched this, that I recognized one of the Happiness girls. The guard in the "waiting area" was none other than the painfully mousey and plain Edith from The Darling Buds of May[2]! Imagine my shock! [1] The less said about Helen A, for example, the better... [2] Catherine Zeta-Jones... *drool THUD* ----------------------------------------------------------------- Doug A Scott Second-in-Command, Joxer Shields Member of the Gabrielle & Joxer Romantics Society Member of Joxer Enthusiasts Supporting Sapphic Subtext (JESSS) Visit the Doctor Who Chronology at: http://www3.islandnet.com/~dascott/intro.htm ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Special offer from The Science Fiction Book ClubŪ! Take 5 Star WarsŪ books for just $1, with membership. Many choices! Go to http://www.onelist.com/ad/doubleday6