From: Millhouse 9 To: sadwank@onelist.com Subject: [sadwank] Observations on the Spice Awards Date: Sunday, March 21, 1999 16:55 From: "Millhouse 9" Firstly I want to say how much I enjoyed the Spice 1999 awards, well done to everyone involved. Having said that, I thought I'd offer a couple of observations. Firstly, everyone I voted for came second!!! I was surprised at how nearly-but-not-quite in step with Sadwank opinion I was. It was agonising to see Sarah Jane lose the kiss-off to Romana 2, and Zoe lose the spank-off to Romana 1 (although they were fun while they lasted :-) ). She might only be a C-cup winner, and never a contender against the might of busty Peri, but I'd always curl up in Victoria's decollatage. Sarah Jane's cute arse was no match for Zoe's pert beauty in the end (oo-er). And Jo, the wonderful Jo, whose thighs have enriched my life so much, whose boots had such a profound effect on my teenage years, if only Russ Massey had been able to describe you walking on stage to accept the award, and who despite Zoe's second triumph at the final award, remains the companion I most want to fuck. Just think, if she'd tied with Zoe for first place it would have had to have been resolved the same way as the other tied awards.... :-))))). Second, looking at the votes as they came in, the companions who recieved the most votes overall were Zoe, Jo and Peri, although Peri's were concentrated mostly in one category. Zoe came out on top (oo-er) overall, and this was reflected in her two awards and a second placing. With Peri picking up the Best Breasts award, poor Jo was the only one out of these three not to pick up an award. I think she definitely deserves a special achievement award don't you? - Back at the awards ceremony To the applause of the audience Jo walks on stage, her blond curls bouncing around her shoulders. She is wearing a short blue dress that barely covers her backside. Her arse wiggles as she teeters atop a pair of six-inch platform boots, black leather and perfect for climbing up quarry rockfaces. They come up to just below the knee, tight fitting around her well formed, light brown calves. All eyes in the room are transfixed on her thighs as they tense and relax with each step. The front row collectively leans forward, straining to catch a glimpse up her absurdly short dress. She takes the award with a smile, but clumsy as ever, drops it on the floor. She turns to pick it up, her back to the audience. She reaches down without bending her knees, which despite her high heels she does effotlessly, the muscles in her straight legs tight with the strain. From heel to backside, the audience has a glorious view of her hindquarters, they gasp as they see the small white panties she is wearing. She turns and thanks the audience and leaves, not noticing that the front three rows have just passed out. Millhouse - Longing for Jo Grant. - The World Needs More Boots!!! Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com ------------------------------------------------------------------------ We are proud as punch of our new web site! http://www.onelist.com Onelist: The leading provider of free email community services