As no one else has presented their award yet here goes.....  

It falls to me to welcome everyone to Milliways and thank Stephen Black for
organising these awards.  I hope that everyone enjoyed eating the 5th
Doctor for dinner and that later on we can all eat the companion of our
choice :-)

The award for best breasts was only contested by 4 companions, so in time
honoured fashion in reverse order here it goes:

4th, and winner of the A cup award - Jo Grant.
3rd, and winner of the B cup award - Zoë.
2nd, and winner of the C cup award - Victoria.

The winner, some way in front of all the others (in more ways than one, if
you know what I mean) and winner of the D cup award is the one and only
PERI BROWN.

Peri walks to the stage in her costume from the Two Doctors.

I present Peri with a D cup bra trophy made of solid PVC.

Peri: I would like to thank all my fans for voting for me, there seem to be
lots of them amongst the sadwankers (cheering from Doomlord in the
audience). Lots of people asked me why I never posed topless.  Well this
just goes to show that sometimes it is better left to the imagination.

Peri waves and walks off.  I walk off behind her in a futile attempt to
chat her up, at her table a loud mouthed, bombastic King tells me to sod
off or he'll make the restaurant run red with my blood.

And on with the show....


David

"Justice," said Chris.
"Fairness," said Roz.
They traded a high-five.



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