My name's Harry Kersey, and I'm here to present the award for the Most Spankable Female Companion. I can see a slight nervousness descend on the hall now, as the young ladies in question anxiously wonder which of them will receive what seems to be tonight's least coveted award. There's Susan Foreman under the stern eye of her time-traveling grandpa, and over there I can see Peri Brown sitting with her two escorts, the noted archeologist Professor Howard Foster and the noted WWF wrestler King Yrcanos. She's looking quite subdued after her earlier outburst about the menu: that trip outside with the Professor seems to have calmed her down. And there's Sarah Jane Smith, and you don't need to be a lip-reader to see what she's mouthing across the table to Harry Sullivan. But I'm sure everyone will be kept in order by the Ogron stewards, looking almost human as they patrol the floor in their tuxedos... At least some of those young ladies can relax now. In my eyes every one of them deserves a good spanking, but there's only one award for me to present and only one of them will have that famous lamé pillow underneath her bottom tonight. The winner is in this envelope here, but before I open it, the nominations for the award are: Miss Zoe Heriot Miss Josephine Grant Mrs Leela Andred The first incarnation of the Lady Romanadvoratrelundar The second incarnation of the Lady Romanadvoratrelundar Lady Nyssa of Traken Miss Tegan Jovanka Miss Melanie Bush And the winner is... By jiminy, it's a tie! We're into a tie-breaker situation here, ladies and gentleman, so can I ask Zoe and Romana I please to come up onto the stage. The Ogron stewards are right behind you in case you need any assistance ... and, yes, it looks as though Zoe will need their help to get her over here. Her legs seem to have failed her: they'll take her anywhere but over here! Applause please for the ever-dependable Ogron Ugggg as he brings on our naughty young finalist, bottom-first, slung high over his massive shoulder. You've earled yourself an extra banana gratuity when the event closes, sir. You won't be surprised to know that the awards committee have decided that the tie-break will take the form of a good, sound spanking, and to administer it we have the assistance of two well-known and well-loved figures, James Robert McCrimmon and the fourth Doctor. A big hand for them, ladies and gentlemen, and we'll soon see *them* giving a big hand to the girls! So now, guys, take your positions and make Zoe and Romana assume theirs! Well, this is an unexpected turn of events. Romana in her long silk evening gown is going across the plaid lap of Jamie McCrimmon, while Zoe in her plastic mini-skirt is going to be spanked by the fourth Doctor. It will be a new experience for all four of them, though I can see that Romana is less than happy at the prospect of being punished by a hairy-legged highlander. As the spankings begin, let me explain (if I can make myself heard above the sound of slaps and the girls' howls of protest!) how the award is to be decided. Only one of these ladies can be the winner, and the one who is adjudged most spankable will be the one who remains obstinate for longest. The one who concedes defeat loses the award. So it's the lamé pillow for one of them and breakfast off the mantlepiece for the other! The spankings are getting into their stride now and both girls' legs are thrashing wildly but helplessly in the air. What a pleasure to watch these two master spankers at work, effortlessly controlling their charges as they mete out the punishment. And I think it's time, yes, for a brief pause as the tie-break goes into its second stage. Neither girl has yet conceded, so it's time to lift those skirts! The fourth Doctor has flipped back Zoe's short pelmet with ease, and what an appropriate choice of bright red panties! Fitting snug as a second skin, if they don't match her bottom underneath, they soon will. Jamie's having a harder time of it with Romana's gown, but, yes, it's now bunched around her waist and her white lace panties are now on public view. So Jamie and the Doctor are raising their arms ready for the off, and, yes, they're off again! With their bottoms upended and exposed, the girls' struggles make quite a spectacle here. Zoe's rear end is jiggling seductively under the Doctor's slaps, and Romana is gyrating her hips in a vain effort to escape the punishing palm. But both girls are firmly held down, Romana with a tight grip around the waist and Zoe with a hand pressed simply down on the small of her back. There's no getting away, but neither girl seems ready to admit defeat. By now they both need that lamé pillow so much! And so we've reached another critical point: it's panties down time! As the last vestiges of her dignity are peeled down to mid-thigh, the girls' pert bare bottoms are revealed, blushing deep with embarrassment, yet both showing the firm flesh and beautiful deep cleft that have made them such popular choices for spanking. The right arms are raised, they crack down once again and... I think I can hear, yes, I can definitely hear a result. Amazingly, Zoe has conceded defeat! Romana has bitten her lip and is still taking her punishment, but the Doctor has pulled up Zoe's panties and let her up. So it's back to her table and I fancy she'll be spending the rest of the ceremony standing up. And now I can ask Jamie to bring Romana's spanking to an end... To an end... Jamie! (he's enjoying it so much I'll have to shout) JAMIE! IT'S ALL OVER! YES, I KNOW IT'S A NICE BOTTOM, BUT YOU CAN LET HER GO NOW! And, yes, Romana is now adjusting her clothing ready to come to the podium. And so, ladies and gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure to present to you the naughtiest, most arrogant, most obstinate, and decidedly the most spankable female companion of them all: the Time Lady Romanadvoratrelundar the First! Thank you, ladies and gentlemen, my name's Harry Kersey, and now for the rest of the awards!