The Alzarian Sex Toy

Adric put the finishing touches to Tegan's nail polish.  It'd taken 
him three hours to get it right, and Tegan wasn't the most paitent of 
people.
  He just wished that the Doctor would get back from his meditations 
in the monestary.  The slave collar that Nyssa had found in the 
TARDIS closet, and which Tegan had promptly slapped around Adric's 
neck, was starting to itch.
  They were all in a room deep in the TARDIS, a room which seemed to 
be outdoors - a tropical jungle complete with miniature ziggurat.  
Tegan and Nyssa were relaxing on low beds.
  Adric shot a furtive look at the remote control for the collar.   
"Right, now you can do my toenails," said Tegan from where she was 
sunbathing.
  "I thought I might just check the console room to make sure 
nothing's wrong," Adric said casually, edging towards the remote 
control.
  Without even looking up from her biology text, Nyssa reached over 
and pressed a button on the remote.  Adric felt a stab of pain 
through his neck.
  "Ow!  All right then..."
  "Oh, rabbits.  Get me a beer instead."
  Adric sighed and plodded over to the pile of cans.  Picking one up, 
he looked at the legend on the side.  "Fosters?  Didn't they have 
those on Traken?"
  "Shut up," said Tegan.  "And bring it here."
  Adric shrugged and examined the opening mechanism.  There was an 
odd looking ring, which he pulled, and watched as a metal piece in 
front of it popped in with a hissing noise.
  "You better not be shaking it," called Tegan. "This is a 
fascinating opening system," Adric said conversationally as he 
started back.  "Does the Doctor know about it?"
  There was no reply, so he looked up and promptly tripped over a 
protruding root.  The beer can sailed through the air and promptly 
splattered all over Tegan's bare stomach and black bikini bottoms.
  "You _bastard_!  Nyssa, give me the remote control."
  "Tegan, if the Doctor finds out you've harmed him..."
  "I'll bloody harm him myself in a minute.  Adric, get a towel and 
mop this off."
  "We haven't got one," protested Adric.  "how can you drink that 
stuff anyway?  It smells foul."
  "Good, because you're going to lick it off." Tegan grabbed him by 
the back of the head and pulled his face down to her stomach.
  He wrinkled his nose.  "Eugh."
  "Nyssa, the remote!"
  "All right, I'll do it!" grumbled Adric.  The Doctor was going to 
hear about this for certain.
  The revolting smell of the stuff Tegan called 'beer' was 
overwhelming.  He hesitantly put out his tongue and dabbed it against 
the damp flesh.  Yes, just as he thought; it tasted worse than it 
smelt.
  Wrinkling up his nose, he began to lick at the warm skin, feeling 
it twitch and quiver.  He felt a warm haze settle over him, and to 
his surprise the beer started tasting nice.  He let his tongue dance 
across the taut skin, slowly getting lower, until her encountered the 
lower half of the bikini.
  Tegan didn't seem to resist when he gently tugged them down, and 
there was more beer under it, so he began to lick at it.  He climbed 
onto the bed between her legs and ducked his face to her groin, 
thirstily licking.  Her hands reached down, clasping the back of his 
head and guiding him gently.  His lips touched against her silken 
labia, the soft flesh throbbing at the touch.
  He carefully parted her pubic hair with his fingers, and dipped his 
tongue into her, tasting sweet juice.  She gave an odd giggle, 
clutching his head tighter.  The smell of her arousal filled his 
senses.  He breathed it in, running his tongue the length of her 
vaginal lips.
  Fingers deftly freed his firming erection and he felt lips brush 
the throbbing tip.  Tegan pulled him closer, gasping as he convulsed. 
His body quaked as Nyssa took him in her mouth, tongue curling 
sensuously around his shaft, teeth brushing at the sensitive flesh.  
He flicked his tongue, pushing it further into Tegan, feeling the 
woman shake and scream and twist her body in pleasure.
  He shuddered, feeling an intense hot rush of pleasure, giving a 
muffled cry into Tegan's groin as he came and Nyssa drank it all.
  "Well, that was an interesting practical application of biology," 
said Nyssa after a while.
  "Listen, can I take this off now?" asked Adric tugging at the 
collar.
  "No," said Tegan.  "You have to do this again."  She pulled his 
head back down to her groin.
  "*Ahem*" said the Doctor from the doorway.  "Am I disurbing 
anything?"
  The three companions froze and looked at him.
  "Well, _I'm_ not going to explain it to him," said Adric.

The End.