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MOVIE QUOTES LYRICS PERSONAL WISDOM
M O V I E S
"I'm your Huckleberry." Doc Holiday from Tombstone Emmy
"Don't change the subject, just answer the fucking question." Steven, the Irishmen, from Braveheart Franco
"...then again, you could be the Anti-Christ." Doc Holiday from Tombstone Stormy
"Shaken, not stirred." Bond, James Bond
"Stop looking at me Swan!!" Billy Madison from Billy Madison
"It's not tragic to die doing what you love." Bodie from Point Break Shark
"It's better to be dead and cool then alive and uncool." Harley from Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man
"The only thing I have in this world is my balls and my word.....
and I don't break them for nobody." Al Pacino in Scarface Stormy
"Haylo!!! I am thee grrreat Anigo Montoya....You killed my fah-thor, pree-pare to die!!" Anigo from "The Princess Bride" Lea
"I always knew that revenge was your favorite word"
"No, cruelty......I find it has a much nobler ring to it" Dangerous Liasons Lea
"What?! Over? Did you say over? NOTHING is over until WE decide it is. Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? HELL, NO." Bluto from Animal House carebear
"At last! We meet for the first time for the last time" Rick Moranis from Spaceballs carebear
"To infinity...... and beyond!" Buzz Lightyear from Toy Story carebear
"'It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, a half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.'
'Hit it!'" Elwood and Jake from The Blues Brothers carebear
"He who hesitates, masturbates." Jim Carey from The Cable Guy
"Live now. Make now always the most precious time. Now will come
again." Captain Jean-Luc Picard from Star Trek MacDaddy
"Touch me again, and I'll kill ya." Bruce Willis from The Last Boy Scout Degrees7
"It's amazing the clarity that comes with psychopathic jealousy." George from My Best Friend's Wedding Stormy
"That's it!! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college." Homer Simpson MacDaddy
"Sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'll never know 'cause I
wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker." Samuel L. Jackson from Pulp Fiction MsDoob
"It's better to be first in Hell, then last in Heaven." Lance Henricksen from Stone Cold Mike
"Don't sing it, bring it." Scott Hall from WCW Mike
L Y R I C S
"....the shades and shadows undulate in my perception." Fiona Apple Shark
"You can stick your 9 to 5 living, and your collar and your tie...You
can stick your moral standards 'cause it's all a dirty lie...You can
stick your golden handshake...stick your silly rules...and all the other
shit, that they teach the kids in school." AC/DC Catfish
"...they're sharing a drink they call loneliness, but it's better than drinking alone." Billy Joel Shark
"Every time I look in the mirror, all these lines in my face are getting clearer. The past is gone." Aerosmith
"Half my life's in books, written pages. Learning love from fool's and from Sage's...." Aerosmith
"I let time go lightly when I'm here with you
I let time go lightly when the day is through
I keep a watch on time when I've got work to do
but I let time go lightly with you" Harry Chapin Emmy
"They ask what it is that I want written on the gravestone where I'll die
Tell them it's just my bones that died there, so save the tears they'll cry" Jon Bon Jovi Emmy
"Confront your enemys,avoid them when you can
it takes a man to suffer ignorance and smile
be yourself no matter what they say
a gentleman will walk but never run" Sting MacDaddy
"From the bottom it looks like a steep incline, from the top another downhill slope o' mine....but i know, the EQUILIBRIUM's there" Faith No More Lea
"And so it was for you, that the river eclipsed your life, and sent your soul like a message in a bottle to me, and it was my rebirth" Indigo Girls Lea
"These days, it's hard for me to find piece of mind. Between insanity and sanity there lies a thin line. Sub-dwell in hotels, with Jezebell's. A Stone-Age and fall victim to the plague." Fugees Shark
"Another hour, another day, another year you've pissed away....Remember walking in the rain? Well, I'm walking there still" Concrete Blonde Lea
"After every dark night, there's always a bright day ahead." 2Pac FilDog
P E R S O N A L W I S D O M
"Do whatcha got to do to be happy." Shark
"Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage
And then is heard no more: it is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing." Budman
"Don't eat yellow snow." Frekinlaw
"The more people I meet, the more I like my dog." Frekinlaw
"Free the Weed, Plant the Seed." MacDaddy
"A bad day in Heaven is better then a good day in Hell." Frekinlaw
"She's sooo bad, it's a crime" Shark
"Sex, drugs, rock and roll, wine, women, and song, chips, dips, chains, whips....my kind of party." Shark
"A mind is like a parachute, it only functions when fully open." Frekinlaw
"Family is the only constant in your life." MacDaddy
"He who yells first, looses the arguement." MacDaddy
"Let'em kick you 3 times, they'll kick you 3 times.
Let'em kick you 2 times, they'll kick you 2 times.
Let'em kick you once, they'll kick you once.
Break off their mother fucking feet, ain't gonna be no more kickin'" Shark
"A brave man likes to feel the touch of nature upon his skin.
Yet a wise man knows when to get in from the rain." Shark
"Stress: The confusion created when one's mind overrides the body's basic desire to choke the living shit out of some asshole who desperately needs it." MacDaddy
"The saints are the sinners who keep on trying." Stormy
"If you look like your Driver's License, you are too ill to drive." Stormy
"Party till the cow's come home.....then party with the cows." Shark
"There is nothing, outside our perception of reality." Shark
"Some call it a six-pack. I call it a support group."
"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."Shark
"When men talk dirty to women, it's sexual harrassment.
When women talk dirty to men, it's $3.95 per minute."
"Eatin' ain't cheatin'."
"Never play leapfrog with a unicorn."
"I want either less corruption, or more chances to participate in it."
"If you don't care where you are, then you're not lost."Shark
"If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, let's all get wasted together and have the time of our lives."Shark
"Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity."Shark
"To do is to be"-- Rene Descartes
To be is to do"-- John Stuart Mill
Do be do be do"-- Frank Sinatra
"Necrophilia means never having to say I'm sorry."
"My Karma ran over my Dogma"
"The game of life is not so much in holding a good hand as it is playing a poor hand well." Stormy
"The trouble with life in the fast lane is that you get to the other end in an awful hurry." Stormy
"If the people lead the leaders will follow." MacDaddy
"Easy come.......easy go."Frekinlaw
"Save the whales! Collect the whole set."
"Dyslexics of the world, Untie!" Shark
"Get your facts straight, then distort them."
"Never believe anything you hear and only half of what you see." MacDaddy's Daddy
"...just wait till your father gets home." MacDaddy's mom
"It's 4:19, got a minute?"Shark
"Save the World, Kill Yourself."Shark
"All lies will lead to the truth." Budman
"Not worth a pinch of shit." Emmy
"A fanatic is someone who can't change his mind and won't change the subject." Stormy
"If you take a look around you have seen a circle"MacDaddy
"If God is love, and love is blind......Is Ray Charles God??" Lea
"I will give you hunger and pain,
Sleepless nights
a happiness known to few.
Terror,
Glimpses of the heavenly lights.
All of these you will have,
But not continually."Stormy
"Spring is Nature's way of saying, 'Let's Party!'" Stormy
"We are like strangers cut off in a foreign land.....nevertheless,we shall not be overcome by fear and betray the truth."MacDaddy
"If I had a little humility, I'd be perfect!"Stormy
"To see whats right in front of one's nose,
requires a constant struggle."Stormy
"A sure thing NEVER is."MacDaddy
"I am free of all prejudice,
I hate everyone equally."Stormy
"It's easy for us cats to kill other cats. It's the dogs we got to look out for."Shark
"I wouldn't throw him out of bed .....unless he wanted to fuck on the floor."Stormy
"If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything." Shark
"Hippies are proof that cowboys fuck sheep."
"Sanity is the playground of the unimaginative." Shark
"Even a stopped clock is right twice a day."
"Beauty is only a light switch away."
"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy." Shark
"Jesus Saves!! But wouldn't it have been better if he would have invested?"
"If Pro is the opposite of Con, is the opposite of Progress, Congress?"
"Some come here to sit and think,
Others come here to shit and stink.
I come here to scratch my balls,
And read the writing on the walls."
"The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese." Shark
"If every man was half as good as he thought, and every woman half as good as she looks, we would all be perfect." Franco
"Love is like an undertow; difficult to find in some places, but when it grabs you, it doesn't let go and it takes you for a ride that could ultimately be the end of you." Shark
"Man is ultimately good, it's just the women that drive us to evil." Franco
"Oh, swear not by the moon, the inconstant moon, that monthly changes in her circled orb, lest that thy love prove likewise variable Juliet" Franco
Shark business tip #1: "Pay peanuts, get monkeys." Shark
"The best place to hide is right in front of those you are trying to hide from." Shark
"Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film."
"A day without sunshine is like.....night."carebear
"Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine."carebear
"He who laughs last, thinks slowest."carebear
"The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open."carebear
"You are not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on."carebear
Shark business tip #2:
"He who has a thing to sell
And goes and wishes in a well
Will not as likely get the dollars
As he who climbs a tree and hollers.Shark
"Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes.
That way, if he's angry, he's a mile away and barefoot."carebear
"All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?"carebear
"Ignorance is more expensive then education."
"If you've come here to bitch, you've just wasted 98% of your energy. I suggest you take the other 2% and find someone who gives a damn." Shark
"Nothing is illegal unless you get caught."Shark
"What you don't know won't hurt ya."Shark
"Great realities are superior to fantasies."
"Our greatest glory consists of not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall."
"Hit the ball over the fence and you can take your time going around the bases." Shark
"We make our fortunes and we call them fate." Stormy
"Men should be like Kleenex- soft, strong and disposable."
carebear
"Who we are never changes. Who we think we are does."
"Procrastination is the thief of time."Shark
"Obscenity is the crutch of inarticulate motherfuckers."carebear
"Whoever wishes to keep a secret must hide the fact that he possesses one." Shark
"Don't sweat the petty things, just pet the sweatty things."carebear
"I'd stop eating chocolate, but I'm not a quitter."carebear
"Life is not a struggle, it's a wiggle."carebear
"The heart has its reasons which reason knows nothing of." Shark
"Fashions fade-- Style is eternal." Shark
"The really great man is the man who makes every man feel great."
"He that lives upon hope will die fasting."
"Love does not consist of gazing at each other, but in looking together in the same direction."Shark
"First things first, but not in that order."carebear
"It's taken me all of my life to understand that it's not necessary to understand everything." Shark
"What She don't know won't hurt Me." Catfish
"I am responsible for everything except my very responsibility" MacDaddy
"Middle age is when you start buying cereal for the fiber and not the toys." Stormy
"The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire."carebear
"Follow your dream! Unless it's the one where you're at work in your underwear during a fire drill." carebear
"Though times are difficult,I know salvation shall derive from knowledge." Tiny
"The first to ask is usually the one who did it." Degrees7
"Remember when sex was safe, and racing was dangerous?" Degrees7
"I'd give up marijuana....but I'm not a quitter!"
"I don't smoke pot.
I don't smoke pot.
Admission is the first step to recovery.....
I don't smoke pot."
"If you have a friend, keep him so, let him not your secrets know,
for if your friend becomes your foe, then all the world your secrets will know."MacDaddy
"I'm desperately trying to understand why Kamikaze pilots wore helmets."MacDaddy
"Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogomy is the same."MacDaddy
"Why is it that when we talk to God we are praying, yet when He talks to us we're schizophrenic?"MacDaddy
"If you have a friend, keep him so, let him not your secrets know, for if your
friend becomes your foe, then all the world your secrets will know."MacDaddy
"Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die."
"I've decided that to raise my grades I must lower my standards."
"At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry."Shark
"It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere."
"Make love, not war.-Hell, do both, get married!"
"A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it."
"If voting could really change things, it would be illegal."
"Some painters transform the Sun into a yellow spot; others transform a yellow dot into
the Sun."MacDaddy
"I keep track of no one. Everyone keeps track of me."Larry
"Little is the number that think with their own mind and feel with their own heart."MacDaddy
"Life is like a dick. If it gets hard, FUCK IT."Lexi
"He's not tough, he's just stupid."
"If you're looking for sympathy it's in the dictionary between syphillis and shit."
"Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but it certainly is an absurd one." Voltaire
