Welcome to The Amateur Pie Video Page!


"There's something inherently funny about seeing a person's features protruding through the soft goo of a custard pie."

--Mack Sennett
"Seeing a fat cop get hit with a pie isn't as funny as seeing the same thing happen to a pretty girl."
--Ernie Kovacs
For some people, the idea of an attractive young woman getting hit with a pie is both fun and quite sexy. It is to these discriminating folks that this page is dedicated.

Once upon a time, there was a man who thought pie-throwing was sexy, especially if the recipient of the gooey dessert was a beautiful young lady. With this goal in mind, he dedicated himself to creating these images and making them available to others.

Toiling long hours in a secret laboratory, he formulated a cream pie formula that would explode nicely across a woman's features and adhere there before slowly sliding off onto her chest.

Next, he traveled the country, finding an amazing array of young beauties who were more than happy to donate their lovely faces to this noble cause.

Finally, he compiled the video from these events into a series of tapes that could be distributed to pie lovers everywhere. The following volumes are available (click on a pie):

Volumes 1-6

Volumes 7-12

Volumes 13-18

NEW!

Messy Links
 
 

Note:

These are strictly amateur tapes. You may be able to hear directions, or even see the director in the scene occasionally. Don't expect a professional production. If, on the other hand, you're just looking for pretty girls and incredibly messy pies, you'll probably like these.
 
 



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