"There's something inherently funny about seeing a person's features protruding through the soft goo of a custard pie."
Once upon a time, there was a man who thought pie-throwing was sexy, especially if the recipient of the gooey dessert was a beautiful young lady. With this goal in mind, he dedicated himself to creating these images and making them available to others.
Toiling
long hours in a secret laboratory, he formulated a cream pie formula that
would explode nicely across a woman's features and adhere there before
slowly sliding off onto her chest.
Next, he traveled the country, finding an amazing array of young beauties who were more than happy to donate their lovely faces to this noble cause.
Finally, he compiled the video from these events into a series of tapes that could be distributed to pie lovers everywhere. The following volumes are available (click on a pie):
These
are strictly amateur tapes. You may be able to hear directions,
or even see the director in the scene occasionally. Don't expect a professional
production. If, on the other hand, you're just looking for pretty girls
and incredibly messy pies, you'll probably like these.
For
more information on availability, pricing, ordering or just to make a comment
about the site, click on the piemail lady.
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