Frequently Asked Questions


I'm too lazy to read the six paragraphs on the Main page. What's the quick low down?

If they serve alcohol it's a bikini bar. If they don't serve alcohol then it's a nude bar. There is one club with a well stocked bar and topless dancers, but they paint a think coat of latex on their breasts.

Why isn't this site being updated anymore?

I moved out of the Jax area in September 2001. I am still interested in the strip clubs here so please go to the Yahoo! Jacksonville Strip Clubs group and keep me updated.

Which club has dancers that will go home with me?

I don't know. Really. If I did know I still wouldn't tell you.

Where can I get a hot lap dance?

Contact between dancer and customer is illegal in Duval County. All the clubs have private dances, but we all know that no dancer is going to break the law to make more money. Even if I do know of a club where you could get a lap dance, or a face full of tits at the stage, I won't list it here and risk getting that club busted.

If you won't tell us about dancers that do extras then will you tell us about street walkers and escorts?

I don't do the whole prostitute thing. But if you want to run the vice squad gauntlet then, I think, the main drags are Main St and Phillips Hwy. Vice also runs thier own escort ads in the paper.

Where can I find a really upscale gentlemen's club with valet parking and a bathroom attendant?

Cheater's and the Gold Club are the closest things to a real gentlemen's club. The Gold Club and Wacko's have added bathroom attendants. Don't expect the same atmosphere as Atlanta or Las Vegas clubs.

Why haven't you reviewed club (fill in the blank) in the last few months?

I do this on my spare time, and with my spare money. I tend to spend more time at clubs I know rather than take a chance with one that I don't know. If you think one of my reviews is out of date because the club has changed then I would be more than happy to hear from you. Maybe that will convince me to take another look at it.

What is this whole A.S.S-C thing?

A.S.S-C, (aka ASSC OR ASS-C) is the alt.sex.strip-clubs newsgroup. This is where perverts from all over North America gather to exchange information on strip clubs. There is also a lot of spam so look for messages with ASSC in the subject line. You can also check out the Official ASS-C Website for more info and FAQs.

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