Places I Go to Jerk Off

Non "porn" sites

Deep down inside, the people who run these pages would be either:

a) utterly disgusted that someone would consider their fan websites as causes for perverted fantasies, BECAUSE THEY MOST CERTAINLY ARE NOT!!

b) relieved that people can read through the lines of their pathetically weak "I do it because I love their artistry " defense.

There is no middle ground.

www.teenidols4you.com - Wonderfully extensive, frequently updated galleries of idol actors and singers. 

members.tripod.com/aaroncarterfan/galleries.html - Aaron Carter up to the minute. Yummy yum yum.

www.expage.com/page/recentpixj - Aaron up the second, although this site trades quality for quantity. Not that I'm complaining! Ohhhhhhhh, Aaron!

www.teenidols2000.com/sti/index.htm - Contrary to the title, not every picture on this site is of a shirtless idol, but when they're not shirtless, they're usually showing enough skin in other places to make up for it.

www.stargalaxy.com - The online source for teen idol pics.....if you've been happily living under a rock since 1998.

www.britneyspears.org - Having a "hetero moment"? Let the Britster spank it right out of you.

"Porn" sites

Most of these sites are pay-for-play, but there isn't a a site on this list that I wouldn't recommend buying your way into. That's right. And, I don't earn a cent for telling you guys about these sites. What can I say? I'm a giver.

www.nifty.org and www.asstr.org - Two free and absolutely huge sex story sites. Truthfully, I could find a new story to fully satisfy me at these sites every day from now until infinity, but greedy me must look elsewhere for "sexual variety."

Gay sites -  www.badpuppy.com , www.bedfellow.com , www.twinks.com , www.clubtwinkie.com , www.freshmen.com - Yes, you have to pay to get into them all, but there are enough HOT 18+ male models on these sites to satisfy any yearning for guy flesh. Take two of these and call me when you have an unsticky hand.

Hetero/lesbian sites -  

www.pornstarstation.com - Are you a "porno groupie" like me? Would you have an easier time recognizing the name "Nikki Nova" than "Nikka Costa"? If the answer is yes, or if you're just horny for hot nude women and/or m/f and f/f sex, trust me, sign up today.

www.newsensations.com  - A tad pricy as hetero porno sites go, but man, is it worth it. With the possible exception of Vivid Video, the best porn studio in business today. Pictures and movie clips of tons of great-looking girlies.